The year was 1994. I had just seen Ace Ventura at the movies (followed by 3 hours of lobby video games). I then proceeded to quote this movie throughout the entire year and for the majority of 1995 as well. For some reason, I assumed everyone would think I made up “Allllllrighty then!” and “I have exercised the demons!” Apparently I was mistaken. Go back in time to experience the 14 best quotes and scenes from Ace Ventura Pet Detective (and maybe a “When Nature Calls” quote or two).

You are watching: Let me ass you a question

1. Yes Satan? Sorry sir you sounded like someone else.

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2. Like-a-Glove

 

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3. Excuse me, I’d like to ass you a few questions.

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4. It’s alive!!

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5. Looo-hooo-zuh-heeeer!

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6. Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

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7. I’ve got a snack for you.

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8. Alllllllrighty then!

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9. Finkle is Rhinhorn, Rhinhorn is Finkle, that must mean Finkle is a man!

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10. Of course…how selfish of me. Let’s do all the things you want to do. (When Nature Calls)

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11. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh

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12. I’m ready to go in coach!

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13. I have exercised the demons!

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14. If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.

 

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