Senior reporter at Waypoint, former senior reporter at Kotaku and former news editor at Giant Bomb. He began a career in gaming journalism at fourteen, and once served as a news editor for G4TV. He has been credited in the "special thanks" sections of Guitar Hero II and The Silver Lining.

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I remember a couple years ago I saw Jews like that but they thought they were all "gangsta." they like had their iPods and speakers turned all the way up, had the swagger. Couldn"t stop laughing, they were like teenagers though not like old dudes.
hanktherapper: As a child I just thought it was whipped cream in a can. The crazy part was him not immediately eating it.


Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here"s what you do.

Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.After shower don"t dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
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#20 Edited By vaiz
konig_kei said:


punkxblaze


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punkxblaze
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Patrick would make a really good Chasidic Jew.

What"s a Chasidic jew? genuinely intrigued

Black coat, black hat, real hardcore orthodox guys.

Like so;

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#23 Edited By Zeik
mordukai said:

Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here"s what you do.

Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.After shower don"t dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.

Fuck that. Just do it raw like I do.


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#24 Edited By PhilipDuck
mordukai said:

Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here"s what you do.

Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.After shower don"t dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.

Orr hear me out now. ..

Apply shaving creamShaveDone
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#25 Edited By OmegaChosen
PhilipDuck said:


mordukai
said:

Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here"s what you do.

Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.After shower don"t dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.

Orr hear me out now. ..

Apply shaving creamShaveDone

Madness.


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#26 Edited By tebbit
OmegaChosen said:


PhilipDuck
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mordukai
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Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here"s what you do.

Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.After shower don"t dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.

Orr hear me out now. ..

Apply shaving creamShaveDone

Madness.

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You"re both right - but only one of you is insane enough to apply alcohol to freshly peeled face. Lord knows the way I shave, that is tantamount to suicide.